October 12, 2008

Creator of the Universe seeking lost souls and broken hearts for adventure beyond your wildest dreams. Applicants must be prepared for love, mercy, and grace so abounding that you may be surprised. Applicants must not be selfish or prideful, but have an open heart and open mind. You must be willing to believe what you read and accept what you cannot see. Past employers will not be considered and gender doesn’t matter. Position is eternal and retirement benefits are out of this world! If interested contact your nearest Bible!

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if God were to write an advertisement for you? He’s not very picky, is He? All He wants is you in His Kingdom. He doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, if you’re in good health or bad, or if you’re young or old. He wants you as you are. God loves you and He proved it by giving His only Son’s life for you.

Isn’t it wonderful to know that we have a Father in Heaven who will forgive us of our sins, love us unconditionally, and take us home to be with Him eternally in Heaven?

Answer God’s ad today and don’t miss out on the greatest Work you’ll ever be offered!

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